MANTI PUBLIC LIBRARY
The other day I was at the Manti Public Library reading up on "Do It Yourself Plastic Surgery." Suddenly, the librarian walked over to me and whispered in my ear" Voo, do you have any favorite skull ties?" "Yes." I answered. Check out the next posting on my blog."
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"I would like to have a beer with Ranger Bob. "
...President Obama
BOOK OF THE MONTH
I have read thousands of books and there is more useful information in this handbook than any other book in the world. I got this book when I was about 11 years old and still use it today.
....voo
TROLLING WITH THE TINY TROLLS AT FERRON
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Talulla with her NEW peacock design glamor shirt.
KNOT OF THE WEEK
Double Figure Eight
KNOT OF THE WEEK
Twice as good as the figure eight.
VOO'S CURRENT ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
VOO'S CURRENT ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
Christina is one of the stars on the AMC series Mad Men, which is the best series since the Sopranos. Watch for season three debuting Aug 16.
RANGER BOB'S ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE WEEK
RANGER BOB'S ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE WEEK
DISPOSING OF PLASTIC CONTAINERS
"Plastic is a huge environmental problem. It takes thousands of years for it to break down chemically and does not look good lying on your front lawn.....unless it is in the form of a Pink Flamingo. The best way to dispose of plastic is to burn it in large amounts at a time. After I have gathered about 6 months worth of plastic I go the the public park or a forest campgound at night and set it ablaze. That way, the smoke does not bother anybody and is easily absorbed by the atmosphere."
......Ranger Bob
"I am Al Gore and I approve of this method of disposing of plastic.
God bless you Ranger Bob."
God bless you Ranger Bob."
....Al Gore
"I would like to have a beer with Ranger Bob. "
...President Obama
BOOK OF THE MONTH
THE BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK 1957 EDITION
....voo
DUCK OF THE WEEK
The GoldeneyeTROLLING WITH THE TINY TROLLS AT FERRON
AUG 2009
Sally (far right) the Yellow Lab and some of her friends after a day of trolling at Ferron. Most of the fish were released but 4 were kept for supper.
Spike's Catch of the day.
Lane's face says it all.
Spike's Catch of the day.
Lane's face says it all.
Brief cloud burst.
19. Whose hand?
20. Whose legs?
21. Whose jaw?
Alex and his nice rainbow.
NEW ADDITION TO CABIN AREA
7. Whose toes?
8. Whose hair?
9. Whose head?
10. Whose shoulders?
12. Whose ear?
13. Whose leg?
16. Whose toes?
NEW ADDITION TO CABIN AREA
Tiny Terror Village is also known as The Costanza Suite and has become a popular place for the Tiny Terrors to hang out and for Costanta to sleep.
QUIZ WINNER ---- ROBYN "OPIE" COX
Robyn is pictured above, right, with Andy Max Cox.
THE GREAT AMERICAN APPENDAGE QUIZ
WIN A VACATION IN HAWAII
QUIZ WINNER ---- ROBYN "OPIE" COX
Robyn is pictured above, right, with Andy Max Cox.
Robyn is the winner of the last quiz with 5 correct answers out of a possible 7. As promised, this gives her two season tickets to the Manti Theatre. But here is the really good news. Because Robyn is pregnant and due to have a baby any day, and also, the fact that she already has 3 kids and a marginally likable husband, I have decided to upgrade her prize to a season ticket for the entire family. That's right. A season ticket good for one full year for her entire family to the Manti Movie Theatre. The bad news is that there has not been a Manti Theatre since 1962. Not one to back out on a promise though, I have decided to substitute the season pass for a single scoop ice cream cone for all of her family at Candies On Main.
NEW QUIZ OF THE WEEK
THE GREAT AMERICAN APPENDAGE QUIZ
WIN A VACATION IN HAWAII
MATCH THE APPENDAGE WITH THE CELEBRITY
1. Whose feet?8. Whose hair?
9. Whose head?
10. Whose shoulders?
11. Whose foot?
14. Whose head?
15. Whose hair?
17. Whose arm?
18. Whose hair?
20. Whose legs?
21. Whose jaw?
22. Whose toes?
23. Whose nose?
24. Whose head?
25. Whose toes?
26. Whose legs?
The Leg Lamp in Zoobee's front window.
Oil Can
Liz Taylor
Tulip Franchetti
Bubba Franchetti
26. Whose legs?
27. Whose feet?
29. Whose chin?
30. Whose chin?
POSSIBLE MATCHES
29. Whose chin?
30. Whose chin?
POSSIBLE MATCHES
Note: Everyone or everything listed below will match a body part. Some may be used more than once. Good Luck..........
Opie Cox
Dizzy Diane Keeler
James Dean
The Good Sister
The Evil Sister
Tagalong Lane Cox
Fritze Cherry
Maddie Cox
Wanda Marie Gordon
Laura Dahl
Roy Rogers
The Creature From The Black Lagoon
Alex Karate Cox
Tin Knees Wolf
Zoe The California Brat
Gayle Sayers
Laura Bush
The Leg Lamp in Zoobee's front window.
Trigger
The Easter Bunny
Oil Can
The Skull Candle hanging over Voo's dinning room table.
Liz Taylor
Windmill Andy Jolly
Tulip Franchetti
Spike
Bubba Franchetti
Good luck to everybody who enters the quiz. The deadline for answers is midnight on August 7. 2009.
The winner will receive A WEEK IN HAWAII with all expenses paid by me......... or another prize of my choosing.
Quotes of the Day
A book holds a house of gold.
......Chinese Proverb
Busy hands are happy hands.
...... Voo
There aint no good chain gang.
...... Johnny Cash
Voo has left the building............
4 comments:
Is there some kind of toe fetish in Sanpete?
Kind of freaky. I don't even like looking at my own toes. I saw Oil's up close and personal the other day and I'm still having nightmares
Wolf
The purpose of the toe photos is to show colorful toenails. It is a fad sweeping the nation called toenail art. You can see it everywhere, even in big cities.
By the way, is there some kind of fetish in Utah County? Something to do with grown men shaving their legs? Kind of freaky........
Great American Appendage Quiz update: As of Aug 6, 2009, Little Lois is in first place. She also heads the rules committee and is trying to declare herself the winner ..... even though the deadline is two days away.
voo
The Costanza Suite aka Tiny Terror Village is a superb addition to the cabin estate. Riley and I slept there on our guys weekend with Wolf and we were very comfortable. Nice work Voo.
Midnight August 7, 2009
Quiz winners:
1. Oil Can = 83%
2. Bubba = 80%
3. Little Lois = 60%
Great American Appendage Quiz Answers
1. Lane Cox -- Tagalong
2. Windmill Andy Jolly
3. Wolf
4. Tulip
5. Gayle Sayers
6. Lane Cox
7. Opie
8. Zoe
9. Tulip
10. Liz Taylor
11. Spike
12. Alex
13. Leg Lamp
14. Good sister or evil sister
15. James Dean
16. Maddie Cox
17. Creature
18. Good sister or evil sister
19. Maddie
20. Easter Bunny
21. Skull
22. Laura DAhl
23. Laura Bush
24. Roy Rogers
25. Diane Keeler
26. Trigger
27. Wanda Gordon
28. Fritze Cherry
29. Bubba
30. Oil Can
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