Monday, August 3, 2009

TROLLING WITH THE TINY TROLLS + THE GREAT AMERICAN APPENDAGE QUIZ

MANTI PUBLIC LIBRARY



The other day I was at the Manti Public Library reading up on "Do It Yourself Plastic Surgery." Suddenly, the librarian walked over to me and whispered in my ear" Voo, do you have any favorite skull ties?" "Yes." I answered. Check out the next posting on my blog."


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Any one of these would make a nice Christmas present.







FLY OF THE WEEK
Olive Emerger






FRIENDS OF THE WEEK


Spike with his friend, Wanda.





SHIRT OF THE WEEK


Talulla with her NEW peacock design glamor shirt.













KNOT OF THE WEEK
Double Figure Eight

Twice as good as the figure eight.






VOO'S CURRENT ALL TIME FAVORITE MOVIE ACTRESS
Christina Hendricks


Christina is one of the stars on the AMC series Mad Men, which is the best series since the Sopranos. Watch for season three debuting Aug 16.




RANGER BOB'S ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE WEEK



DISPOSING OF PLASTIC CONTAINERS



"Plastic is a huge environmental problem. It takes thousands of years for it to break down chemically and does not look good lying on your front lawn.....unless it is in the form of a Pink Flamingo. The best way to dispose of plastic is to burn it in large amounts at a time. After I have gathered about 6 months worth of plastic I go the the public park or a forest campgound at night and set it ablaze. That way, the smoke does not bother anybody and is easily absorbed by the atmosphere."



......Ranger Bob




"I am Al Gore and I approve of this method of disposing of plastic.
God bless you Ranger Bob."

....Al Gore



"I would like to have a beer with Ranger Bob. "


...President Obama











BOOK OF THE MONTH




THE BOY SCOUT HANDBOOK 1957 EDITION




I have read thousands of books and there is more useful information in this handbook than any other book in the world. I got this book when I was about 11 years old and still use it today.
....voo







DUCK OF THE WEEK
The Goldeneye






TROLLING WITH THE TINY TROLLS AT FERRON

AUG 2009


Sally (far right) the Yellow Lab and some of her friends after a day of trolling at Ferron. Most of the fish were released but 4 were kept for supper.








Spike's Catch of the day.










Lane is showing his mom how to reel one in.








Lane's face says it all.









Brief cloud burst.









Alex and his nice rainbow.






Maddie has one in her net.






Trolling is serious business.









It will wear a person out.




It will wear a dog out.





NEW ADDITION TO CABIN AREA




















Tiny Terror Village is also known as The Costanza Suite and has become a popular place for the Tiny Terrors to hang out and for Costanta to sleep.


















QUIZ WINNER ---- ROBYN "OPIE" COX







Robyn is pictured above, right, with Andy Max Cox.


Robyn is the winner of the last quiz with 5 correct answers out of a possible 7. As promised, this gives her two season tickets to the Manti Theatre. But here is the really good news. Because Robyn is pregnant and due to have a baby any day, and also, the fact that she already has 3 kids and a marginally likable husband, I have decided to upgrade her prize to a season ticket for the entire family. That's right. A season ticket good for one full year for her entire family to the Manti Movie Theatre. The bad news is that there has not been a Manti Theatre since 1962. Not one to back out on a promise though, I have decided to substitute the season pass for a single scoop ice cream cone for all of her family at Candies On Main.






NEW QUIZ OF THE WEEK

THE GREAT AMERICAN APPENDAGE QUIZ


WIN A VACATION IN HAWAII






MATCH THE APPENDAGE WITH THE CELEBRITY


1. Whose feet?





2.Whose head?





3. Whose knee?







4. Whose mouth?





5. Whose legs?







6. Whose eyes?






7. Whose toes?





8. Whose hair?







9. Whose head?






10. Whose shoulders?







11. Whose foot?








12. Whose ear?



















13. Whose leg?






14. Whose head?







15. Whose hair?







16. Whose toes?









17. Whose arm?








18. Whose hair?






19. Whose hand?










20. Whose legs?












21. Whose jaw?









22. Whose toes?






23. Whose nose?





24. Whose head?







25. Whose toes?



26. Whose legs?








27. Whose feet?









28. Whose toes?





29. Whose chin?


30. Whose chin?


POSSIBLE MATCHES



Note: Everyone or everything listed below will match a body part. Some may be used more than once. Good Luck..........



Opie Cox


Dizzy Diane Keeler


James Dean


The Good Sister


The Evil Sister


Tagalong Lane Cox


Fritze Cherry



Maddie Cox


Wanda Marie Gordon


Laura Dahl


Roy Rogers



The Creature From The Black Lagoon


Alex Karate Cox

Tin Knees Wolf


Zoe The California Brat



Gayle Sayers



Laura Bush


The Leg Lamp in Zoobee's front window.


Trigger


The Easter Bunny


Oil Can


The Skull Candle hanging over Voo's dinning room table.


Liz Taylor


Windmill Andy Jolly

Tulip Franchetti


Spike


Bubba Franchetti



Good luck to everybody who enters the quiz. The deadline for answers is midnight on August 7. 2009.


The winner will receive A WEEK IN HAWAII with all expenses paid by me......... or another prize of my choosing.










Quotes of the Day




A book holds a house of gold.


......Chinese Proverb






Busy hands are happy hands.


...... Voo




There aint no good chain gang.


...... Johnny Cash




Voo has left the building............







































































4 comments:

Larry said...

Is there some kind of toe fetish in Sanpete?
Kind of freaky. I don't even like looking at my own toes. I saw Oil's up close and personal the other day and I'm still having nightmares
Wolf

VOO said...

The purpose of the toe photos is to show colorful toenails. It is a fad sweeping the nation called toenail art. You can see it everywhere, even in big cities.

By the way, is there some kind of fetish in Utah County? Something to do with grown men shaving their legs? Kind of freaky........

Great American Appendage Quiz update: As of Aug 6, 2009, Little Lois is in first place. She also heads the rules committee and is trying to declare herself the winner ..... even though the deadline is two days away.

voo

Costanza said...

The Costanza Suite aka Tiny Terror Village is a superb addition to the cabin estate. Riley and I slept there on our guys weekend with Wolf and we were very comfortable. Nice work Voo.

VOO said...

Midnight August 7, 2009
Quiz winners:

1. Oil Can = 83%


2. Bubba = 80%

3. Little Lois = 60%

Great American Appendage Quiz Answers
1. Lane Cox -- Tagalong
2. Windmill Andy Jolly
3. Wolf
4. Tulip
5. Gayle Sayers
6. Lane Cox
7. Opie
8. Zoe
9. Tulip
10. Liz Taylor
11. Spike
12. Alex
13. Leg Lamp
14. Good sister or evil sister
15. James Dean
16. Maddie Cox
17. Creature
18. Good sister or evil sister
19. Maddie
20. Easter Bunny
21. Skull
22. Laura DAhl
23. Laura Bush
24. Roy Rogers
25. Diane Keeler
26. Trigger
27. Wanda Gordon
28. Fritze Cherry
29. Bubba
30. Oil Can

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