JACOBY SETS RECORD + QUIZ WINNER + READER COMPLAINTS

Jacoby McCabe Ellsbury

Jacoby is officially enrolled as a member in the Colorado River Indian Tribes and is the first Native American of Navajo decent to reach the major leagues. He is center fielder for the Red Sox and is unmatched in making spectacular plays. Recently he set the all time Red Sox record for stolen bases with his 55th steal, breaking a record set by Tommy Harper in 1973.

Jacoby steals second in the 2007 World Series where he hit .360 in the post season...

Fastest man in baseball........

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In 2009 he stole home against Andy Petitte and the New York Yankees

Spectacular fielder and currently hitting .300...........

Congratulations Jake.........

The Red Sox are currently in a dog fight for the wild card slot. The Skankees have rapidly risen to the top since the all star break. Skanks suck...........

LAST WEEK' S QUIZ WINNER, QUIZ WINNER, QUIZ WINNER

THE QUESTION WAS

WHO IS THIS PERSON?


(BELOW)

The answer------ Snooky Lanson

Snooky Lanson appeared, with these other TV singers, every week for almost 10 years on 'Your Hit Parade."



QUIZ WINNER

(see below)

Joyce Eliason AKA Not So Little Lois

Joyce is the quiz winner by guessing that the mystery person is that of 1950's crooner, Johnny Ray. However, the photo is not of Johnny Ray. The photo is Snooky Lanson. Joyce still came out the winner because she is the head of the rules and regulations committee and declared herself the winner.

Congratulations to Joyce. She wins a ten day vacation to sunny Spain and, like all winners of my quizzes, she will be required to pay her own expenses.

....voo





READER COMPLAINTS

Lately I have been inundated by mail from readers who have taken offense at some of my photography. I will include a few of the letters in this blog.

Dear Voo,

If you don't quit showing photos of Oil Can's toes I will quit reading the blog and turn you in for publishing indecent photos. ....Wolf

Please please please, no more photos of Oil Can's toes.

..... Jackie Wankier

Haven't you got better subject material than Oil's toes? I will never be able to look at anyone's feet again. ...................Little Martha

I didn't realize how bad toes could look until I read your blog. I will never look at it again.

............. CW

I hate the toe photos of Oil Can. I wonder how he would like bamboo strips shoved under his toe nails as he was being water- boarded? The toe photos suck. Your whole blog sucks....Dick Cheney

I'll never go fishing with that weird son of a bitch again......... The Dude

The toe photos of Oil Can are very hard to look at. They just might put me over the edge....

. ... Ted Kennedy (Aug 25, 2009)

When I saw Oil Can's toe pictures I fainted, causing a big dent in the floor......Marie Osmond

The toe photos are absolutely the most tasteless things I have ever seen on your totally tasteless blog. They are not a good thing.............. Martha Stewart

The toe photos of Oil Can made me cry..............Glen Beck

I would like to jump up and down on those miserable looking toes of Oil Can's .... Oprah

Dear Voo,

I would like to invite you and Oil Can to the White House to have a few beers with me and maybe sneak a smoke or two. There must be some way to feature Oil Can on your blog without displaying his toes. I think we can work it out. ...... President Obama

Obviously the photos of a left wing, pre-verted, Communist sicko .......... Rush Limbaugh

Obviously the photos of a psychopath, Neo-Nazi, right wing Fascist........Keith Oberman

I would sooner look at Russia, the Evil Empire, from my house than look at Oil Can's toes. You betcha. ......Sarah Palin

I really enjoyed those toe photos. They were the highlight of the blog.......George W. Bush

When the sun hits Oil Can's toes just right, the reflection causes an incredible rise in global warming.. Save the Polar Bears, cover up Oil's toes. Or better yet, cut the sons of bitches off.

....................Al Gore

Oil Can"s repulsive toes, as pictured on your totally repulsive blog, upset me so much that I nearly jumped out my pants-suit............ Hillary Clinton

I have an incredible urge to smash those toes with my pipe wrench....Joe The Plumber AKA

Stainless Steel Stabel

If I had hooves that looked like those toes, I would render myself to the glue factory....Mr. Ed

We can't believe that we grew up in a household that was inhabited by someone possessing those creepy toes. .... Dani, Joni, Marci, and Jake Gottfredson

King Kong has better looking toe nails............... Fay Wray

OK, that's it. I hereby forbid any and all employees of the South Sanpete School District to view your obscene blog. Oil's toes were the final straw. I can also guarantee that Mr. Oil Can, along with his many fetishes and perversions, will be looking for new employment when his contract renews in September.......... Donald Hill AKA Superintendent Supreme of The South Sanpete School District

Well folks, as you all can see, the toe photos of Oil Can did not go over too well. Thusly, I hereby declare that there will never be any more pictures of Oil Can's toe nails, toes, or feet. I will also, as an added bonus, keep the number of photos of his face at a minimum.

NEXT WEEK'S BLOG----- SANPETE COUNTY FAIR

Don't miss it.........

....voo