JACOBY SETS RECORD + QUIZ WINNER + READER COMPLAINTS

Jacoby McCabe Ellsbury

Jacoby is officially enrolled as a member in the Colorado River Indian Tribes and is the first Native American of Navajo decent to reach the major leagues. He is center fielder for the Red Sox and is unmatched in making spectacular plays. Recently he set the all time Red Sox record for stolen bases with his 55th steal, breaking a record set by Tommy Harper in 1973.

Jacoby steals second in the 2007 World Series where he hit .360 in the post season...

Fastest man in baseball........

Signature slide.....
In 2009 he stole home against Andy Petitte and the New York Yankees

Spectacular fielder and currently hitting .300...........

Congratulations Jake.........

The Red Sox are currently in a dog fight for the wild card slot. The Skankees have rapidly risen to the top since the all star break. Skanks suck...........

LAST WEEK' S QUIZ WINNER, QUIZ WINNER, QUIZ WINNER

THE QUESTION WAS

WHO IS THIS PERSON?


(BELOW)

The answer------ Snooky Lanson

Snooky Lanson appeared, with these other TV singers, every week for almost 10 years on 'Your Hit Parade."



QUIZ WINNER

(see below)

Joyce Eliason AKA Not So Little Lois

Joyce is the quiz winner by guessing that the mystery person is that of 1950's crooner, Johnny Ray. However, the photo is not of Johnny Ray. The photo is Snooky Lanson. Joyce still came out the winner because she is the head of the rules and regulations committee and declared herself the winner.

Congratulations to Joyce. She wins a ten day vacation to sunny Spain and, like all winners of my quizzes, she will be required to pay her own expenses.

....voo





READER COMPLAINTS

Lately I have been inundated by mail from readers who have taken offense at some of my photography. I will include a few of the letters in this blog.

Dear Voo,

If you don't quit showing photos of Oil Can's toes I will quit reading the blog and turn you in for publishing indecent photos. ....Wolf

Please please please, no more photos of Oil Can's toes.

..... Jackie Wankier

Haven't you got better subject material than Oil's toes? I will never be able to look at anyone's feet again. ...................Little Martha

I didn't realize how bad toes could look until I read your blog. I will never look at it again.

............. CW

I hate the toe photos of Oil Can. I wonder how he would like bamboo strips shoved under his toe nails as he was being water- boarded? The toe photos suck. Your whole blog sucks....Dick Cheney

I'll never go fishing with that weird son of a bitch again......... The Dude

The toe photos of Oil Can are very hard to look at. They just might put me over the edge....

. ... Ted Kennedy (Aug 25, 2009)

When I saw Oil Can's toe pictures I fainted, causing a big dent in the floor......Marie Osmond

The toe photos are absolutely the most tasteless things I have ever seen on your totally tasteless blog. They are not a good thing.............. Martha Stewart

The toe photos of Oil Can made me cry..............Glen Beck

I would like to jump up and down on those miserable looking toes of Oil Can's .... Oprah

Dear Voo,

I would like to invite you and Oil Can to the White House to have a few beers with me and maybe sneak a smoke or two. There must be some way to feature Oil Can on your blog without displaying his toes. I think we can work it out. ...... President Obama

Obviously the photos of a left wing, pre-verted, Communist sicko .......... Rush Limbaugh

Obviously the photos of a psychopath, Neo-Nazi, right wing Fascist........Keith Oberman

I would sooner look at Russia, the Evil Empire, from my house than look at Oil Can's toes. You betcha. ......Sarah Palin

I really enjoyed those toe photos. They were the highlight of the blog.......George W. Bush

When the sun hits Oil Can's toes just right, the reflection causes an incredible rise in global warming.. Save the Polar Bears, cover up Oil's toes. Or better yet, cut the sons of bitches off.

....................Al Gore

Oil Can"s repulsive toes, as pictured on your totally repulsive blog, upset me so much that I nearly jumped out my pants-suit............ Hillary Clinton

I have an incredible urge to smash those toes with my pipe wrench....Joe The Plumber AKA

Stainless Steel Stabel

If I had hooves that looked like those toes, I would render myself to the glue factory....Mr. Ed

We can't believe that we grew up in a household that was inhabited by someone possessing those creepy toes. .... Dani, Joni, Marci, and Jake Gottfredson

King Kong has better looking toe nails............... Fay Wray

OK, that's it. I hereby forbid any and all employees of the South Sanpete School District to view your obscene blog. Oil's toes were the final straw. I can also guarantee that Mr. Oil Can, along with his many fetishes and perversions, will be looking for new employment when his contract renews in September.......... Donald Hill AKA Superintendent Supreme of The South Sanpete School District

Well folks, as you all can see, the toe photos of Oil Can did not go over too well. Thusly, I hereby declare that there will never be any more pictures of Oil Can's toe nails, toes, or feet. I will also, as an added bonus, keep the number of photos of his face at a minimum.

NEXT WEEK'S BLOG----- SANPETE COUNTY FAIR

Don't miss it.........

....voo

THE CHET BAKER BLUES + MORE FERRON FUN +QUIZ WINNERS

Chet Baker

About 10 or 12 yers ago my son in law, Bubba, put me on to a great jazz trumpeter and vocal artist named Chet Baker. I became an instant fan and have collected many of his CD's. I didn't know much about him except that he peaked out in the 1950s and eventually suffered from very serious drug problems. Recently I saw a movie on The Sundance network titled "Let's Get Lost." It is a documentary made in 1989 about Baker, his carreer, struggles with herion addiction, and ultimate death of an apparant suicide at age 58. If you are a Chet Baker fan, I recommend renting the movie. If you are a jazz fan I recommend that you discover the trumpet and voice of Chet Baker.

....voo

Chet Baker

1929 -- 1988








MORE FUN UNDER THE UTAH SUN


ANOTHER WEEKEND AT FERRON WITH:

Voo and Zoo
The Wire Nuts
The Tiny Terrors
Oil Can
Canal Walker
Spike
Sally

Spike pointing a Rainbow at the end of a tight line.










The Rainbow turned out to be a Brooke

Trolling and fly fishing were, once agin, very good at Ferron over the past weekend.

Barb and I were late getting there on Friday night and the Wire Nuts had supper waiting for us. Andy and the kids bedded down in Tiny Terror Village and the rest of us stayed in the cabin. Early the next morning Spike woke me up and wanted to go fishing. I explained to him that I was still kind of tired and that he should go by himslef and start without me. He quickly scampered off towards the lake. About 20 minutes later, as I was making some coffee, I heard a commotion outside and went to the front porch. Sure enough. Here came Spike up the hill from the lake with one of the biggest Rainbows I had ever seen. Needless to say he was very proud.

(see below)

NEW ADDITION TO CABIN WALL

The very tasteful skull towel hanger that is pictured above was a gift from my good friend, Oil Can. That's right, Oil Can. Thanks Oil, I like you better than Costanza, F Bomb, Stainless, Kramer, and Marconi.

FLY OF THE WEEK

THE ROYAL WOLF

This is my new favorite fly.




KNOT OF THE WEEK

The Midshipman

CABIN CHORES

Halloween lights are already on at the cabin......

Handy Andy splitting logs...........

No log is too big for the powerful arms of Wire Nut....

Opie putting plates where the glasses should be....

Wire Nut washed all the windows even though window washing is considered "bitch work" by most Manti guys.




MORE TROLLING

Launching the boat............

Truck full of Tiny Terrors.................

Wire Nut's method of trolling...............

Battling the wind....

Lane scores....................





THE MANY FACES OF LANE

Opie ignoring her kids..................

Opie being pensive....

Bundled up..

Success.....................

Maddie readys the net.......









HELP ME !!!!!!!!!

Hanging with the A Man..........

Although it was cold and windy the Tiny Terrors managed to hook up with about 10 fish in about an hour of trolling and kept three of them for supper.......



SPECIAL CABIN GUEST

"CANAL WALKER"


Famous coffee drinking, wine connoisseu, Canal Walker Mills, visits the Ferron Compound.

C.W.




As a guest of Oil Can, CW arrived at the cabin with Oil in his Razer.........

SHIRT OF THE WEEK


Canal Walker also won honors of having the highly honored shirt of the week................

Beauty and the Beast

CW finishing off her third bottle of wine........................

What a lovely couple..... at least 50% lovely.


Come again CW, You are always welcome at the compound. Even if you have to come alone..... actually we would prefer that you do come alone.

PAINTED TOES OF THE WEEK

These happen to belong to our merry little friend...................Oil Can.







BAD HAIR DAYS OF THE WEEK

Second Place: Donald Trump

First Place: Phil Spector

OUTDOORS WITH RANGR BOB

"Hi folks. Ranger Bob here. The other day I was out climbing a tree in my back yard and setting out some poison bate for a couple of Bald Eagles that have been annoying me. I was using a Spotted Owl that I had shot in the woods and laced with stricknine as bait. Suddenly my cell phone rang and it was President Obama. President Obama said, " Ranger Bob, now that I am head of General Motors, do you have any ideas on what I can do to turn the company around and make it profitable." " Yes I do, Mr. President, I have a great idea. Recently the Salt Lake Tribune had an article about the fact that more and more people are buying used cars because thay cannot afford new cars any more. Suddenly a light bulb came on in my brain. Why doesn't GM start building used cars? That's where the market is. The demand is there. The financing is there. If GM would quit building new cars by 70% and concentrate on building used cars I think it would soon put them back in the black." "That's a great idea, Ranger Bob," said the pres. "I will go to the brain trust of GM and impliment your idea immediately. You are a true American, Ranger Bob." "Thanks Pres, " I said, "I just want to be a good citizen."

That ended my conversation with Mr. Obama and I must say I felt pretty good about it. That same day I also had some luck with by eagle bait. Do any of you readers need some eagle feathers?

....Ranger Bob

THINK USED






BOOK OF THE MONTH

This is a great novel and I have recommended it to my grandkids.

.....Voo





QUIZ WINNERS


2005 WORLD SERIES QUESTION

First place---- Oil Can

Oil answered the quiz correctly stating that the 2005 World Series was the only time that one team won two games on the same day in series history.

He wins a double scoop ice-cream cone at Candies on Main

Tied for second ---- The Dude

(Three way tie)

The Dude wins a single scoop cone because he stated that the 2005 series was the first one where tracking devices were used on TV to track balls and strikes.

Tied for second ---- Joyce Eliason AKA J lo AKA Little Lois

Another single scoop cone goes to Little Lois for stating that game number 3 of the 2005 series was the longest game in series history.

Tied for Second...........Bubba AKA Circus Boy

The final cone goes to Bubba for stating that it had been over forty years since the White Sox were in a series and the Astros had been in existence for over 40 years without ever being in a series until 2005.

Congratulations to all four winners. The final say on excatly who deserved first place was handled by our rules and regulations committee, headed by Little Lois.




NEW QUIZ

QUIZ OF THE WEEK

This person appeared weekly on a hit TV show during most of the 1950s. Who is he?


A vacation in Spain may be waiting for the winner of this quiz. The deadline is Monday 24, 2009, at 11:59 PM.

Good night and good luck.

......Voo