Monday, March 9, 2009

MEET THE WANKS-- VOO'S BOOKCLUB-- RANGER BOB--THEN AND NOW





RED SOX FANS OF THE WEEK


THE WANKS

Pictured above is my number one niece, Jackie, and her eternal companion Curt. I don't really think they are Red Sox fans but who cares? Jackie is the daughter of my sister Joanne and is a house wife and mother living in Highland, Utah. She is the proud mother of three darling daughters. Each of her daughters is married, which gives Jackie three marginally likeable sons in law. She has a bunch of grandkids, with one more on the way. Jackie's hobbies include small animal taxidermy, reloading rifle shells, and collecting paper dolls of Jackie Kennedy. She is also in charge of mosquito abatement in Utah County. I have many fond memories of her visits to Manti when we were both growing up.

Curt Wankier is a businessman, artist, art collect, outdoorsman, and outlaw biker. He has spent a considerable amount of time in the various county jails throughout Utah and Colorado with his dentist brother in law, The Tooth Fairy.




This is Jackie with her cousin, Polly, at the annual Halloween Evil Ball, hoping someone will ask them to dance.


MOVIE FLASHBACK

The First Man Into Space was the free Christmas movie at the old Manti Theatre in December of 1959. Every kid in town was in attendance.



WILLIAM HOLDEN MOVIE OF THE WEEK


Picnic 1955


The dance scene with William Holden and Kim Novak is rated the sexiest dance scene in motion picture history. The "picnic" scene reminds me of the Manti 4th of July celebration. The music in this movie is also fantastic.


PET OF THE WEEK


Quincy

Quincy is an obnoxious little bastard belonging to my good friends, Jack and Dawn from SLC.


WORLD WAR II POSTERS OF THE WEEK


Rosie the Riveter
In WWII women manned the factories while the men were off to war. It was the beginning of a whole new culture in USA.


There was a fear of spies being everywhere.




I was looking through the telescope that I built in high school, counting the rings around Saturn. Spike was reading the New Yorker. The phone rang and a friend of mine that I knew when I was a deep sea diver, said, " Hey, Voo, how come there are never any bayonets on your blog?"
So ---
Here are some bayonets.




VOO'S BOOK CLUB


Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose
Epic true story of 101st Airborne in WWII
It was also a great mini series on HBO. We visited several locations
in Europe where these soldiers served.


I first read this book in 1970 and have read it about five times since then. Even if you are not a baseball fan, this book is a rare treat.



Pity of War
This book was an eye opener about the tragedy of WWI.



American Massacre
Well documented account of Mountain Meadow Massacre.


Shadow Divers
I couldn't put this book down.






SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE OF THE WEEK


The Fly --- 1958
Voo and Zoo's first date --- we were in the 6th grade!


"Heeeeeeelp Meeeeeeeeee!"



RARE PHOTO OF THE WEEK


This is an actual photo of the deceased Bella Lugosi (Dracula) in his coffin.



RANGER BOB'S OUTDOOR TIP OF THE DAY

Pitching a Tent
"I have found tents to be very useful --- especially when sleeping outdoors. "
.... Ranger Bob


RED SOX LEGEND OF THE WEEK





Luis Tiant


Crafty Red Sox pitcher in the mid 70s. Because of his "herky, jerky windup," Joe Garagiola said at some point in the ball game --- no matter where you are sitting --- Luis will look you in right in the eye during his windup.


KNOT TYING TECHNIQUE OF THE WEEK

Tying the Bowlin knot with one hand
This technique is especially useful for Joanne right now just in case she falls off a cliff.



THEN AND NOW IN MANTI


This is a photo of the temple taken from the fairgrounds in the 1920s.
(Photo is courtesy, L. Tom Perry Special Collections, Harold B. Lee, Library, Brigham Young University, Provo, UtH 84602)


This is a photo of the temple taken from the same place in the fairgrounds in 2009.


This is a photo of the temple taken from the Manti Cemetery. Notice the rock wall around the temple that is now covered with grass.
(Photo is courtesy, L. Tom Perry Special Collections, Harold B. Lee Library, Brigham Young Unversity, Provo, UT 84602)

This is a photo of the temple from the same place in the Manti Cemetery taken in 2009.


This is a photo of Manti's Main Street taken from the south end of town at the Red Point. It was taken around 1887.
(Photo: L. Tom Perry Special Collections, Harold B. Lee Library, Brigham Young Unversity, Provo, UT 84602)

Same view as photo above, 2009
(All colored photos are courtesy of the Voo Special Collections)


BELIEVE IT OR NOT


Voo's skull candle, hanging over dining room table.


Voo's candle and leg light. In my sister's comments she indicated that I had a skull hanging over my dining room table. It is not a skull --- it is, in fact, a skull candle.
I have a special touch for home decor and exterior illumination. See more next week.



WHY MEN DRINK!




KNOT OF THE WEEK

Double Fisherman's Knot
This knot is used to tie two ropes or fishing lines together.


SISTER PHOTOS


This is Joanne when she was a government ripcord inspector at the Manti Parachute Plant.



This is Joyce when she auditioned for a part in a Cecil B. DeMill movie.


SPIKE'S MAIL BAG


Dear Spike,

I love to hunt birds. I usually hunt with my friend, Dick Cheney. Should I continue this?

Sincerely,
Mr. Wittington


Dear Mr. Wittington,

NO!
(See photos below)

As Always,
Spike




Dick Cheney


Mr. Harry Wittington after a fun day of hunting with Mr. Cheney.




Dear Spike
Would you be up to giving advice to humans?

Love,

Reluctant Hockey Mom


Dear Reluctant Hockey Mom,

Yes, I sometimes give advice to humans. (See Mr. Wittington's letter above). What the hell is your question?

Concerned,
Spike


Poem by Spike

Ghosts and goblins,
Witches and bats,
Don't neglect to
Nueter your cats!




NOTE TO READERS

Mr. Keith Franchetti is in the process of organizing a "Voo Sisters Fan Club"
Please contact him for further information
skidfranc@gmail.com


EXTRA SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY

Most of you blog readers that know me, also know I'm in possession of an incredible amount of "really, really good" stuff. You, also, know that my time on this earth is short. I'd like to give you the opportunity of sharing in my legacy. Whatever treasure that I have that you would you be interested in owning, please let me know so I can consider putting your name on that item.
..... Voo



QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"What hump?"
............ Marty Feldman

Thanks for all your comments. They are the best part of the blog!
Keep them coming.





Farewell for now......
"We'll always have Paris........."

Voo

11 comments:

oil can said...

I want nothing that you have... because if I wanted it I would already have it...

Unknown said...

Why do we need to bother choosing stuff? Zoobie will have it all out on the front lawn and we will have a free for all! Enjoy all your treasures while you can 'cause when you're gone they are history!
xoxoxox,
Georgia

joyce Eliason said...

I want SPIKE! j.lo

jackiewankier said...

Thanks for the feature, Voo..I am honored that I have FINALLY graced the pages of your blog...however, couldn't you find a more flattering picture of me? I look like I have 5 chins..I liked me better as Lucy at the Evil Ball..I still have that wig and I just may put it on right now! Thanks again..I love you.

Costanza said...

Uncle Voo, your blog is continually inspiring (except for the photos of my mother. My therapist said I should "get over it" and I'm really trying. Jack and coke helps). I will read your recommended books and I will always try to tie those knots. Wait, hold on, score! Just tied that Bowlin knot with one hand while typing this with the other. I rule.
Anyway, thanks for profiling my sister. She is the best and her spouse is not bad either, although last night I had a dream he stole my cat, killed it, stuffed it and hung it on his wall in his house (true story!). As far as your evil decor, you are kind of an amateur. A skull over the dining room table is ok, but it needs to be larger and maybe with some fake blood dripping off of it.
Love, your evil nephew Costanza.

VOO said...

Oil Can, you will get what you deserve....nothing. Polly(Georgia) I have seen your garage. I have seen Marconi's collection of valuable shit. You do not need any of my stuff. Joyce, you will get Spike. However you must move to Manti to claim him. He would be very uncomfortable in LA. Jackie, you will never have more than one chin and never be anything but my number one niece. Costanza, you little pud, I hate to admit it but you will always be the most evil little bitch in our family. Thanks to all for responding..... voo

cboswell said...

Voo,
Can I have your wind mill you won at the Ducks Unlimited banquet?
Clint

joyce Eliason said...

Vooo-- I have changed my mind about taking Spike. It hit me in the middle of the night. When you go--I go.

No, I can't forget tomorrow when I think of all my sorrow. When I had you there but then I let you go. And now it's only fair that I should let you know what you should know. I can't live-- if living is without you. I can't give, I can't give anymore. Can't live-- if living is without you. Can't give-- I can't give anymore. j. lo

Larry said...

Dear Spike,
This is kind of a strange question, but, do you know any friends of yours that their owners make them clean BOTH their ovens (that's right, 2!) in their house? Every week me and my brother Scout are forced to scrub and polish 2 ovens in our house. The strange thing is , they are never dirty, like they've never been used.I don't think we've done anything wrong, but it seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. I'm getting old and it really affects the arthritis in my paws. What's next, lubing their bike chains? Cleaning the psycho cats dishes?
Please advise,
Sadie in Provo
(by the way, the pics of my Grandma Jo and Aunt J. Lo are hot).

oil can said...

Dear Voo...
I looked at my blog this morning.. it has not been up-dated for 3 weeks... seems that I spend my blog time following the Wierd Wide World of Voo and his marginally intelligent relatives... I was golfing with the Dude this past weekend.. and his son-in-law Nate.. you could hear them on every hole... saying.."Watch me.. take my picture.. maybe Voo will put us in his blog..." Nate went so far as to injure himself with cactus pricks.. and then telling everyone.. "the cactus snuck up on me.." It was sick.. everyone wants to appear on your blog... I hope you start tying flies soon.

Oil

oil can said...

Dear Voo...
I looked at my blog this morning.. it has not been up-dated for 3 weeks... seems that I spend my blog time following the Wierd Wide World of Voo and his marginally intelligent relatives... I was golfing with the Dude this past weekend.. and his son-in-law Nate.. you could hear them on every hole... saying.."Watch me.. take my picture.. maybe Voo will put us in his blog..." Nate went so far as to injure himself with cactus pricks.. and then telling everyone.. "the cactus snuck up on me.." It was sick.. everyone wants to appear on your blog... I hope you start tying flies soon.

Oil

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