Monday, September 28, 2009

VOO'S PRE-HALLOWEEN REALLY HARD BITCHIN QUIZ THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN






THE PRE-HALLOWEEN QUIZ





Welcome blog readers. Today we are presenting a really hard bitchin quiz. Actually, to people of my generation, it is quite easy. To others who are younger or don't read or are intelligence impaired (most of my followers), it might prove quite difficult. My sister, Joyce, should do quite well if she can tear herself away from creating Lumpy Dick. My other sister, Joanne, should do good if she can figure out how to turn on her computer. Self centered non -readers like the Wolf, Costanza, Marconi, Dial Tone, and Merrill Ogden will probably do quite poorly. F Bomb and Stainless are both very intelligent but are easily distracted. Piper and Willow are spending their college years in an alcohol induced coma and will probably not score to highly. Kramer's dad should do quite well, although Kramer himself doesn't pose much of a threat. Jackie is capable of doing great but is still sulking because of her pervious failures. Oil Can will find a way to cheat, being the sleaz ball that he is. While the Dude does not look to intelligent, he ususally scores well on these quizes. Prizes will by anounced at the end of the quiz. Anyway, here goes:




1. Why were Abbott and Costello not called Costello and Abbott?





2. What kind of fish is this?





3. Name the movie.
















4. Name this slugger.





5. Name this athelete.












6. What is this?

7. Where is it located?

8. Name this weapon.







9. What is this boat named?.







10. What famous patio furniture arranger arranged this patio furniture?




11. Who is this?





12. Name the actor/athlete.




13. Name this sailor.










14. Name this fishing fly.








15. Who is this?
















16. Who is this?






















17. Name this politician.





A. B. C.


18. Which foot does not have a shoe on it?






19. Name this boat which is pictured upside down.



20. Who is this singer?













21. Who is this entertainer?

22. What is his alter-ego named?



















23. Who is this soldier?



































24. Who is this actor?

25. What role is he best known for?









26. Who is this slugger?

















27. Who is this blond dancing with?







28. Who is this lycanthrope?


29. Name this singer.

























30. Who made a living by applying makeup to this guy?







31. Who is this soldier?

32. How did he die?




33. Name the actress.




34. Name the soldier.





35. What army used this helmet?







36. Who is this handsome guy?






37. Who is this actor with the Voo- like body?






38. Name the actor.

39. What movie is he best know for?

40. How did he die in that movie?











41. What breed of dog?

42. What kind of fish?

43. What kind of watch?









44. Who is it?






45. Name the clown.

46. What was his TV show called?

47. What was his favorite weapon?










48. Name the actor.

49. Best remembered in what movie from the 1930s?








50. Name the swimmer/actor.







51. Who is this?

52. How did he die?





53. Who is this?






54. What was this guy called?






FIRST PRIZE = Ribeye steak dinner for two at Sno Cap Lanes.




SECOND PRIZE = $10 gift certificate at Candies On Main.




THIRD PRIZE= One quart of Lumpy Dick




FOURTH PRIZE = A ride on Curt Wankier's tractor.


I will announce the winners when I decide that the contest has ended.




Good luck to all.

..................voo









































5 comments:

VOO said...

ATTENTION QUIZ CONTENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS QUIZ WILL OFFICIALLY END ON MONDAY, OCTOBER 3 AT 12:12 AM

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON A POSTING THAT WILL BE ENTERED ON OCTOBER 5 AT 12:12 PM.
CORRECT ANSWERS WILL ALSO BE POSTED ON THE OCTOBER 5 POSTING.

.........VOO

joyce Eliason said...

Oil Can-- I am billing you for the HOURS I have spent on Voo's quiz. Why am I billing you? I'm not sure but when I talked to Voo about it, he thought it was a good idea.

$1282.43

I have to charge you double for the all-nighters.

Your friend, lil lo

VOO said...

lil lo,

I totally agree that you should bill that son of a bitch, Oil Can, for the time you have spent on the quiz. Today I took him duck hunting and over the course of the day he tried to bribe me for quiz answers THREE different times. I found this to be highly repulsive behavior. I know that in his capacity, as South Sanpete School District Financial Manager, he routinely takes bribes and gives bribes on a daily basis. But this is not the way I run my quizzes. However,instead of disqualifying him, I put him on triple probation and I am giving him one more chance to turn in an honest set of answers. Thank the Lord, lil lo, that our parents, unlike other parents, raised us to be totally honest and ethical in all that we do...

J. YOUNG FAMILY said...

Voo who in there right mind would know all those answers!!!! I would say people about your age!!!! Little Hair Day

oil can said...

Dear Voo...
In your pre-amble you said that Oil will cheat.. he always finds a way to cheat.. I say that asking you what time it is.. and having you show me your watch.. is not cheating.. You have a question on your blog that asks.."what kind of watch is this".. if you are lame enough to ask that kind of a question.. and then show me the answer.. then it is your own damn fault.. not mine.. as far as billing me for the time that Joyce spends on her blog.. go ahead.. We rarely pay anyone for un-athorized work around here.. In the real world NO ONE ever does... unless you are an Obama lover and you are use to getting something for nothing...

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