VOO'S PRE-HALLOWEEN REALLY HARD BITCHIN QUIZ THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HALLOWEEN

THE PRE-HALLOWEEN QUIZ

Welcome blog readers. Today we are presenting a really hard bitchin quiz. Actually, to people of my generation, it is quite easy. To others who are younger or don't read or are intelligence impaired (most of my followers), it might prove quite difficult. My sister, Joyce, should do quite well if she can tear herself away from creating Lumpy Dick. My other sister, Joanne, should do good if she can figure out how to turn on her computer. Self centered non -readers like the Wolf, Costanza, Marconi, Dial Tone, and Merrill Ogden will probably do quite poorly. F Bomb and Stainless are both very intelligent but are easily distracted. Piper and Willow are spending their college years in an alcohol induced coma and will probably not score to highly. Kramer's dad should do quite well, although Kramer himself doesn't pose much of a threat. Jackie is capable of doing great but is still sulking because of her pervious failures. Oil Can will find a way to cheat, being the sleaz ball that he is. While the Dude does not look to intelligent, he ususally scores well on these quizes. Prizes will by anounced at the end of the quiz. Anyway, here goes:

1. Why were Abbott and Costello not called Costello and Abbott?

2. What kind of fish is this?

3. Name the movie.

4. Name this slugger.

5. Name this athelete.

6. What is this?

7. Where is it located?

8. Name this weapon.

9. What is this boat named?.

10. What famous patio furniture arranger arranged this patio furniture?

11. Who is this?

12. Name the actor/athlete.

13. Name this sailor.

14. Name this fishing fly.

15. Who is this?

16. Who is this?

17. Name this politician.

A. B. C.

18. Which foot does not have a shoe on it?

19. Name this boat which is pictured upside down.

20. Who is this singer?

21. Who is this entertainer?

22. What is his alter-ego named?

23. Who is this soldier?

24. Who is this actor?

25. What role is he best known for?

26. Who is this slugger?

27. Who is this blond dancing with?

28. Who is this lycanthrope?

29. Name this singer.

30. Who made a living by applying makeup to this guy?

31. Who is this soldier?

32. How did he die?

33. Name the actress.

34. Name the soldier.

35. What army used this helmet?

36. Who is this handsome guy?

37. Who is this actor with the Voo- like body?

38. Name the actor.

39. What movie is he best know for?

40. How did he die in that movie?

41. What breed of dog?

42. What kind of fish?

43. What kind of watch?

44. Who is it?

45. Name the clown.

46. What was his TV show called?

47. What was his favorite weapon?

48. Name the actor.

49. Best remembered in what movie from the 1930s?

50. Name the swimmer/actor.

51. Who is this?

52. How did he die?

53. Who is this?

54. What was this guy called?

FIRST PRIZE = Ribeye steak dinner for two at Sno Cap Lanes.

SECOND PRIZE = $10 gift certificate at Candies On Main.

THIRD PRIZE= One quart of Lumpy Dick

FOURTH PRIZE = A ride on Curt Wankier's tractor.


I will announce the winners when I decide that the contest has ended.

Good luck to all.

..................voo

TULIP TIME + FERRON FROLLICS + MANTI HAPPENINGS

JOYCE ELIASON AKA LITTLE LOIS WINS AGAIN

Joyce Eliason, prominent blog sponsor and quiz judge, won last week's "Donna Quiz."
There was only one other entry which explains the complexity of the quiz, or else the total lack of interest in the quiz. Which ever, Joyce came out the winner. She will receive a small smoked ham of my choice. Thank you, Joyce, for taking the time to enter the quiz and exhibiting your highly ethical, unbiased, impartial, and intelligent expertise in choosing the rightful winner.

CONGRATULATIONS TO JOYCE

My phone range at 1:37 AM last night and it was my good friend Kramer from Vermont. He said he couldn't sleep and asked me if anything new was going on in Manti. I said, "You bet, there are several new and exciting things taking place right now in our fair city." I included some of the most exciting in a picture feature below:

New paint on church tower....

The Center Ward church building is currently getting a new coat of paint on it's steeple. This steeple is actually higher than The Old North Church in Boston.

The steeple is so tall that you actually need binoculars to see the very top.....

New building for class rooms under construction at Manti Elementary School.....

Manti's Main Street was recently re-surfaced and painted with new lines.

New army truck for the Manti National Guard........................

There is a new fan light in my office.

There is a new Red Sox poster on my office door.

There are new flowers on the steps of the County Courthouse.

There is new sand at the Manti City Park vollyball courts.

Fritze has a new shirt.

As you all can plainly see, there are plenty of new things going on in Manti. If you want to live life in the fast lane, move to Manti.

TULIP TIME IN TREE TOWN

My granddaughter, Tulip, lives in Vermont and recently started her first year of school as a student in Kindergarten.

Getting ready for school.......

Making new friends. .....



Why isn't she wearing her Red Sox back pack?


Play time....


The bell rings.......

Walking home from school....

All of Tulip's family and friends in Utah really miss her and wish her the best in the new school year. She will be in Utah at
Christmas time and we all look forward to that.
Rock on Tulip......

THE UNITED STATES OF SKULLARTICA








SHIRT OF THE WEEK

Modeled by Oil Can






Meanwhile, while Tulip was attending public school in Vermont, her Tiny Terror cousins from Manti were sluffing school and fishing at Ferron.

Lane's big catch of the day......



Alex holds a big one......

Alex makes friends with his catch before turning it loose........

Goodbye Mr. Trout......






Lane with a mouth full of chewing tobacco.........

Maddie is happy as a trout smacks her lure......

It's a double as the two oldest Tiny Terrors display their twin captives. We did a quick DNA exam of the fish before releasing them and discovered that they were brother and sister fish. What a coincidence.

Lane grabbing some shade while in deep trolling concentration.....

Time to head back to the cabin after a successful day of sluffing school and nailing a few trout.....




FLY FISHING WITH SPIKE

All photos courtesy of Oil Can.............

Spike hanging on and waiting for a bite........











Hooked up.......


Beautiful autum day on Ferron............

Mr. Brooke Trout and Mr. Spike meet each other......












Time to release the Brooke..........

Spike would sooner grab it than let it swim away.....



Another hook up off the shore of Spike Island........

Anticipation........

Tight line..........

Still tight........

Spike wonders if the fish will ever be pulled in........

A fish is released and Spike tries to grab it under water.......












A very nice Brooke ........




Spike eying his catch of the day.........

A great afternoon was had by all......

One last trout and it's back to the cabin for steaks, potatoes, home made bread, peach cobbler, ice cream, JD, and other heart friendly foods to be shared with friends.........


Nothing is finer than a weekend at at cabin with Spike and family or Spike and friends. This even includes Oil Can.





SHARK TOOTH SKULL OF THE WEEK

(see below)

I couldn't sleep the other night so I got up looking for something to do. I stumbled upon a box of balloons that were left over from the water fight on the 4th of July. I started blowing some of them up and before long I had created the object as pictured below.

I thought it looked quite formitable, but within 10 minutes Tiny Terrors, Maddie and Alex and their BB guns, had completely destroyed it.....

FIRST SUPERMAN COMIC 1938

Looks like Superman is pissed off at General Motors.......

EVIL LOOKING SEMI OF THE WEEK...... from Russia

OUTDOORS WITH RANGER BOB

HOW TO MEASURE THE HEIGHT OF A TREE

METHOD 1

While standing under the tree hold a stick 3 or 4 feet in length in a vertical manner at arm's length. Grasp the stick so that the length of the stick above your hand equals the distance from your hand to your eye (your hand should be at eye level). Next, slowly walk backwards from the tree, staying level with the tree's base. When the height of the tree appears to be the same as the length of the stick above your hand, stop. You should now be sighting over your hand to the base of the tree and, without moving anything but your eye, sighting over the top of the stick to the top of the tree where you have stopped. Measure the distance from that spot to the tree and you have determined its height.

METHOD 2

Get your chain saw, cut the tree down, measure it with a tape measure...

....Ranger Bob

UPCOMING EVENTS FOR SEPTEMBER


It's the good/evil sister's birthday on 9-11...

Stretch run for the Red Sox.....

Karl T. gains strength and begins skate boarding.....

Little Martha uses both ovens for the first time....

Chicago Bears are picked to win division.....

Oil Can pays for coffee....

Hoppy bowles a 300........ using total scores from three frames....

Canal Walker attempts to walk in canal and discovers it is full of water...

Bubba attempts to juggle live cats while riding unicycle....

Andy Cox remembers to take his lunch pail to work.....

Train Wreck doesn't get married....

Talula shows up for work on time.....

Shreader doesn't have a baby.....

Marconi finishes remodel job on his bathroom....... started in 1987

Stainless Steel Sabel actually stops a leak in a pipe.....

F Bomb doesn't get lost on his way home from work....

Curt Wankier performs stunts on his tractor at the Utah State Fair....

Costanza elopes with his regional sales manager......

Obama is impeached for encouraging kids to stay in school......

Milo is disqualified as Alpine Country Club Champ when cork is discovered in his driver.

Mrs F Bomb is discovered selling cats to the bioligy department at Washington State

Piper and Willow Circolia join the Republican party of NM and campaign for Sarah.

Opie AKA Robyn Cox continues to grow but still manages to fit into her class room.

Jackie Wankier wins a quiz......






That's it from here.

Thanks for tuning in.


............voo